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So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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Think they were mad that the exhibition was about aliens and not them?

It's frakking always robots.

Or it could be both, you know.

Alien robots, huh? I like it. Doesn't explain how the pyramids are made of stone and not metal, though.

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That is racist.

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Oh shit it's the cops

What?

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going to go with 'it was aliens'

Do you have any evidence to support your theory?

man how could it be anything BUT aliens i mean a phenomenon that's impossible according to human science resulted in an entire museum of ancient "alien" artifacts being stolen and so far as I can tell it isn't magical either! aliens are pretty much the only explanation that have any narrative backing at all seriously.

that's my theory anyway in terms of actual evidence i will have to get back to you on that. :D

I just think it's too convenient. Not to mention that if the sinkhole's purpose really was to take out a single exhibit, there's all sorts of ways they could have done it without a huge display of power. This was the equivalent of using a gun to kill a fly.

Evidence always trumps speculation. I'd sure be interested in hearing about it, if there's anything to be found.

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Aliens of course why didnt i think of that!

Because it's silly to blame everything on aliens all the time?

Oh please im not doing it ALL the time im just saying who ELSE could have done it THIS time?

Robots, obviously.

If you want a serious answer - it just has to be someone that can move massive amounts of dirt in one go. That's some scary amount of power, whether it's from technology or not.

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maybe the aliens in question were just REALLY annoyed they couldn't get tickets.

or it really WAS the mole people.

give it time, they're gonna come out of the woodwork...

Huh, mole people is a new one. Fuzzy or hairless?

no-one knows. it's a secret to all...

Of course it is. I'll keep my fingers crossed that our next inhuman invaders are little and cute, instead of little and ugly.

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You think this was a naturally occurring sinkhole?

No way. It's about as 'natural' as a celebrity nose job.

then any answer they find is going to sound like a conspiracy theory,

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Oh, please. We all know it was the government.

Okay, I'll bite. Are they trying to keep us from seeing the ~truth~?

Of course. What good is a conspiracy theory without nefarious and shadowy government officials?

Or maybe it was the Russians.

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