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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Alien robots, huh? I like it. Doesn't explain how the pyramids are made of stone and not metal, though.

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[nothinbut_therain]

Well, if you think about it, would you lug however many tons of metal from wherever to Earth, or spend a lot of time and money creating places you could smelt and smith huge amounts of metal from different deposits or whatever when you could just use the stone and dirt that's already there and that you can make shit out of much easier?

Stone structures require a lot less infrastructure. Just a lot of people.

But I don't get what that has to with the sinkhole. The sinkhole: that's probably what we should be worried about. You know, the second sinkhole. As in, this could be the beginning of a pattern.

A robot pattern. Or maybe not.

[What Starbuck means is: definitely robots. It was robots.]

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[nomorepantiesplz]

I dunno, I just thought that robots probably really love metal.

That's the thing about it. In my personal opinion?... That the second sinkhole hit the museum has got to be a coincidence. There's nothing in a museum that someone couldn't go to a hell of a lot less trouble to steal or destroy in a more normal way.