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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[nothinbut_therain]

robots

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[magicgasm]

iiiii'm

going to go with 'it was aliens'

[tallyhope]

Aliens of course why didnt i think of that!

[hangedmagician]

maybe the aliens in question were just REALLY annoyed they couldn't get tickets.

or it really WAS the mole people.

give it time, they're gonna come out of the woodwork...

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[hellacold]

You think this was a naturally occurring sinkhole?

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[liberaition]

Oh, please. We all know it was the government.