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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Oh, I see. It wouldn't help if someone else has a piece of the puzzle that you don't have...

[magicgasm]

Basically. But the real trick is that it's hard to know when information is going into the wrong hands.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

... In that case, you shouldn't get back to me about evidence after all. Putting any of that information on the internet is just a bad idea.