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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[hellacold]

then any answer they find is going to sound like a conspiracy theory,

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Maybe so, but at least an answer would be the truth, no matter how crazy it might be.