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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[chapterfiveversenine]

Your support is appreciated.

[metabee]

No problem, dude. Gotta look out for my robot bros.