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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[magicgasm]

Yeah me neither.

But i think people being scared is something we're going to have to worry about now regardless of whether or not that's the intention.

Like i don't even know where you'd get started on pulling off a magic trick this big, and that's coming from a guy who has literally seen hell on earth.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Literally? Not in a war vet sense? Yikes.

Well ... I hope someone finds enough clues to get to the bottom of this, before the next sinkhole happens.

[magicgasm]

Well my old roomate was a demon, there was this spooky graveyard, unexpectedly thin dimensional barriers, kind of a long story. Point is it happens.

I know we've already got some of our best and brightest on it but this is probably going to have to be some kind of team effort.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Uh... riiight. Of course it does.

Are you concerned about that? I'm sure there's plenty of caped crusaders out there that would love to punch this particular perpetrator in the face.

[magicgasm]

I think people will do that they can. I'm just hoping they'll share with the rest of the class, you know?

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Oh, I see. It wouldn't help if someone else has a piece of the puzzle that you don't have...

[magicgasm]

Basically. But the real trick is that it's hard to know when information is going into the wrong hands.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

... In that case, you shouldn't get back to me about evidence after all. Putting any of that information on the internet is just a bad idea.