[Text to #the watch]

[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

Comments

[Text]

[nomorepantiesplz]

Agreed. I just personally wouldn't put aliens at the top of the list of suspects.

[Text]

[tallyhope]

What if it was the opposite of aliens? Underground cave dwellers from the center of the earth or something?

[Text]

[nomorepantiesplz]

Then it looks like the mole men theory is gaining in popularity. ... And it does seem like it'd be easier to create a sinkhole from underneath it. At least, that's how they happen naturally.