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[nomorepantiesplz]

So. Where are all the conspiracy theories over who took out an entire exhibition of conspiracy theories? Come on, this should be a goldmine.

First person to go 'I'm not saying it was aliens...', please smack yourself and pretend I did it. The harder the better.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Of course it is. I'll keep my fingers crossed that our next inhuman invaders are little and cute, instead of little and ugly.

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[tallyhope]

What if it was the opposite of aliens? Underground cave dwellers from the center of the earth or something?

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Then it looks like the mole men theory is gaining in popularity. ... And it does seem like it'd be easier to create a sinkhole from underneath it. At least, that's how they happen naturally.

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[sick_heartbeats]

Oh shit it's the cops

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[nothinbut_therain]

What?

[chapterfiveversenine]

As a CONDOR agent investigating possible causes of a supernatural event, you are responsible for a higher standard of thought than human civilians. In allowing your prejudice against synthetic life to dominate your thoughts, you blind yourself to alternative threats.

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[hellacold]

You think this was a naturally occurring sinkhole?

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[hangedmagician]

well, little and ugly still beats GIANT and ugly. less of their face to stare at.

seriously, though. this is just getting WEIRD.

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[magicgasm]

suspense for something bigger, maybe.

Look, i don't know exactly what's happening here but people died today. Potentially a lot of them if they didn't actually get pulled into some other universe. And as far as anyone knows, this could happen anywhere at any time.

If that's not fear i don't know what is.

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[liberaition]

Oh, please. We all know it was the government.

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[liberaition]

Thank you.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

No way. It's about as 'natural' as a celebrity nose job.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

No argument there. Mysteries are only fun when they're fictional.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Okay, I'll bite. Are they trying to keep us from seeing the ~truth~?

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[liberaition]

Of course. What good is a conspiracy theory without nefarious and shadowy government officials?

Or maybe it was the Russians.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

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I'm not here to start arguing over the fact that people died. That wasn't the point of all of this.

I just feel like this whole thing is missing something, as far as villainous plots go. But that sort of thing isn't my forte in the first place.

[magicgasm]

Yeah me neither.

But i think people being scared is something we're going to have to worry about now regardless of whether or not that's the intention.

Like i don't even know where you'd get started on pulling off a magic trick this big, and that's coming from a guy who has literally seen hell on earth.

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We do not wish for any to perpetuate incorrect and prejudiced judgments.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Literally? Not in a war vet sense? Yikes.

Well ... I hope someone finds enough clues to get to the bottom of this, before the next sinkhole happens.

[magicgasm]

Well my old roomate was a demon, there was this spooky graveyard, unexpectedly thin dimensional barriers, kind of a long story. Point is it happens.

I know we've already got some of our best and brightest on it but this is probably going to have to be some kind of team effort.

[nomorepantiesplz]

That's a good point. There's got to have been something that Mankind Was Never Meant To Know in that exhibit. Or the Russians could've been jealous, too.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Uh... riiight. Of course it does.

Are you concerned about that? I'm sure there's plenty of caped crusaders out there that would love to punch this particular perpetrator in the face.

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[hellacold]

then any answer they find is going to sound like a conspiracy theory,

[liberaition]

They were the artifacts that aliens gave to the Russians, who used them to get Yuri Gagarin into space. Don't believe what they want you to believe.

[liberaition]

Organics are always so quick to blame technology.