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[kaijugrrroupie]

goooooood morning beautiful LA!! man its been forever since ive been on american soil and damn does it feel good. even if the sushi here is way waaay inferior i mean seriously how hard is it to get some good unagi here?? SO HARD. EEL IS NOT HARD TO MESS UP? i cry for your taste buds LA. i cry for the eels too.

but uh

im not here to talk about sushi!!

or well

i sort of am because some of my patients kinda look like sushi which i always thought was weird but im getting off track again

im newt geizler and im here today to talk to you about healthcare!! ALIEN HEALTHCARE!! which is seriously lacking for a lot of my alien compadres. i heard LA was like THE place for you alternians and well im sort of an expert on you guys. not as much as id like to be but willing subjects are hard to come by these days. but yeah!! im gonna be setting up a clinic for any aliens who wanna get free healthcare

i promise i wont probe you

not too much anyway

im pretty good with other aliens too, skrull, kree etc and im pretty good at giving species A GO and getting it right most of the time. my clinic will run every afternoon from 3-5 at the address attached and it can be a totally anonymous thing if you like god injured in some sort of bloodcaste feud or something i dont care doctor patient confidentiality yo

and i guess if you wanna see my creds i can show you all six of my doctorates no big

OHOH OH! i also do roboty things too fyi

NEWT OUT

[Attached are directions to a rather seedy part of town. Should anyone google his name you'd be able to find out a great deal of his involvement with CONDOR and their alien department, as well as Cybernetics.]

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[cazamitad]

[She's googled him. He has ties to CONDOR, but nothing recent in public at least, and from the looks of it he probably wouldn't sell her out to them.

Probably.

Hopefully.]

so if i had something roboty that i needed someone to examine, you could take a look at it and make sure it's in working order and not gonna kill someone or anything?

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[kaijugrrroupie]

oh totally!!

yknow as long as youre not gonna kill me with it either

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[cazamitad]

nah i only ever killed terrorists.

you got somewhere safe in the city yet? no offense but i'm not coming to some hotel room or whatever.

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[kaijugrrroupie]

uhhh just making sure but

youre not the terminator are you

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[cazamitad]

lol no, not the terminator. you need a selfie for confirmation or something?

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[thanksoptimus]

I would imagine, however, that the information gleaned about one's nature from your work would not be subject to such confidentiality. Is that correct?

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[kaijugrrroupie]

that depends on if its something i already wrote a paper on or not

[thanksoptimus]

I would presume you have not.

[kaijugrrroupie]

ohh ok you got me all interested now

so what we talking?

[thanksoptimus]

I am afraid that confidentiality is likely more important.

[squanderlust]

Six doctorates and you spend your time contemplating sushi and taking care of Alternians.

[kaijugrrroupie]

uh yeah? what of it?

what am i supposed to do? get another doctorate? im bored

[squanderlust]

Considering how ancient you must be, I'm not surprised. Well done. I didn't even think Alternians understood their own biology.

[kaijugrrroupie]

dude how is 36 ancient?

[squanderlust]

Surely you're not implying you completed six doctorate programs simultaneously?

vaguely shady account, but probably obvious enough to newt who it is???

[liberaition]

As always, you sound extremely professional, Professor.

Re: vaguely shady account, but probably obvious enough to newt who it is???

[kaijugrrroupie]

man how many times do i gotta tell you to call me newt

you make me sound waaaay old

[liberaition]

it balances out your unprofessional typing.

So. A clinic. If you ever need a spare cyberneticist you know who to call.

[kaijugrrroupie]

straight to business huh?

no 'hey teach is back in the USA lets take him to a karaoke place and get him shit-faced'?

[liberaition]

Do we have to start getting you banned from karaoke bars immediately? There's only so much intoxicated tone-deafness most of them will take.

Besides, what kind of credibility does an unmodified technician have? Unless you picked up some implants in Japan, in which case you should show me immediately. A "teachable moment."

[hellacold]

alternians don't look like sushi.

[kaijugrrroupie]

their insides do

[hellacold]

don't everyone's

[kaijugrrroupie]

did you just compare mammals to fish

[hellacold]

alternians aren't fish.