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capitalchan2014-05-24 09:09 pm
kaijugrrroupie) wrote in capitalchan2014-05-24 09:09 pm
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goooooood morning beautiful LA!! man its been forever since ive been on american soil and damn does it feel good. even if the sushi here is way waaay inferior i mean seriously how hard is it to get some good unagi here?? SO HARD. EEL IS NOT HARD TO MESS UP? i cry for your taste buds LA. i cry for the eels too.
but uh
im not here to talk about sushi!!
or well
i sort of am because some of my patients kinda look like sushi which i always thought was weird but im getting off track again
im newt geizler and im here today to talk to you about healthcare!! ALIEN HEALTHCARE!! which is seriously lacking for a lot of my alien compadres. i heard LA was like THE place for you alternians and well im sort of an expert on you guys. not as much as id like to be but willing subjects are hard to come by these days. but yeah!! im gonna be setting up a clinic for any aliens who wanna get free healthcare
i promise i wont probe you
not too much anyway
im pretty good with other aliens too, skrull, kree etc and im pretty good at giving species A GO and getting it right most of the time. my clinic will run every afternoon from 3-5 at the address attached and it can be a totally anonymous thing if you like god injured in some sort of bloodcaste feud or something i dont care doctor patient confidentiality yo
and i guess if you wanna see my creds i can show you all six of my doctorates no big
OHOH OH! i also do roboty things too fyi
NEWT OUT
[Attached are directions to a rather seedy part of town. Should anyone google his name you'd be able to find out a great deal of his involvement with CONDOR and their alien department, as well as Cybernetics.]
but uh
im not here to talk about sushi!!
or well
i sort of am because some of my patients kinda look like sushi which i always thought was weird but im getting off track again
im newt geizler and im here today to talk to you about healthcare!! ALIEN HEALTHCARE!! which is seriously lacking for a lot of my alien compadres. i heard LA was like THE place for you alternians and well im sort of an expert on you guys. not as much as id like to be but willing subjects are hard to come by these days. but yeah!! im gonna be setting up a clinic for any aliens who wanna get free healthcare
i promise i wont probe you
not too much anyway
im pretty good with other aliens too, skrull, kree etc and im pretty good at giving species A GO and getting it right most of the time. my clinic will run every afternoon from 3-5 at the address attached and it can be a totally anonymous thing if you like god injured in some sort of bloodcaste feud or something i dont care doctor patient confidentiality yo
and i guess if you wanna see my creds i can show you all six of my doctorates no big
OHOH OH! i also do roboty things too fyi
NEWT OUT
[Attached are directions to a rather seedy part of town. Should anyone google his name you'd be able to find out a great deal of his involvement with CONDOR and their alien department, as well as Cybernetics.]
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terrorists
potentially from the future
who even knows anymore man we live in a crazy amazing world
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i just have some equipment i don't have a tech for and i need to know if it's okay and safe and shit.
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i guess i can take a look at it for yah
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i can't pay you. or i mean i can, but more in like errand running or something.
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'cause it totally is
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seriously tho, you're not staying in a motel or anything right?
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now youre gonna have to bribe me with manga
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...thats those backwards comics, right?
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BACKWARDS COMICS
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you make appointments or should i just show up?
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i'll be there in half an hour
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