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[kaijugrrroupie]

goooooood morning beautiful LA!! man its been forever since ive been on american soil and damn does it feel good. even if the sushi here is way waaay inferior i mean seriously how hard is it to get some good unagi here?? SO HARD. EEL IS NOT HARD TO MESS UP? i cry for your taste buds LA. i cry for the eels too.

but uh

im not here to talk about sushi!!

or well

i sort of am because some of my patients kinda look like sushi which i always thought was weird but im getting off track again

im newt geizler and im here today to talk to you about healthcare!! ALIEN HEALTHCARE!! which is seriously lacking for a lot of my alien compadres. i heard LA was like THE place for you alternians and well im sort of an expert on you guys. not as much as id like to be but willing subjects are hard to come by these days. but yeah!! im gonna be setting up a clinic for any aliens who wanna get free healthcare

i promise i wont probe you

not too much anyway

im pretty good with other aliens too, skrull, kree etc and im pretty good at giving species A GO and getting it right most of the time. my clinic will run every afternoon from 3-5 at the address attached and it can be a totally anonymous thing if you like god injured in some sort of bloodcaste feud or something i dont care doctor patient confidentiality yo

and i guess if you wanna see my creds i can show you all six of my doctorates no big

OHOH OH! i also do roboty things too fyi

NEWT OUT

[Attached are directions to a rather seedy part of town. Should anyone google his name you'd be able to find out a great deal of his involvement with CONDOR and their alien department, as well as Cybernetics.]

Comments

[kaijugrrroupie]

but seriously

if this is alien stuff idk if you have it on your planet but here we got something called doctor patient confidentiality

i dont spill any of your secrets without your permission buddy

scouts honor

[thanksoptimus]

I am uncertain.

Also, what is the meaning of "scouts honor"?

[kaijugrrroupie]

a little earth humour

but basically im not gonna tell anybody

its like doctor code

[thanksoptimus]

Do you have any information regarding the tower captives earlier this month? The technology involved?

[kaijugrrroupie]

woah buddy

the doctor code works both ways

cant divulge anything about any of my patients

[thanksoptimus]

Oh.

I did not know you had other patients of that variety. Though I suppose I should not be surprised. I have no desire to pry into the specifics of anyone's medical situation following that tragedy.

I only asked because I feel that it could be critical to the handling of my own injuries.

[kaijugrrroupie]

well i only got to LA a few nights ago so i cant really comment on the shit that went down

but if youre injured i can take a look at it no questions asked

it might just take me a little longer to figure stuff out if youre something ive never seen before

[thanksoptimus]

How large are your facilities?

[kaijugrrroupie]

uhhh

not that big its like an apartment

[thanksoptimus]

I see.

That could be problematic.

I am unable to fit through most doors.

[kaijugrrroupie]

i can always make a house call if its serious

[thanksoptimus]

I am not in possession of a house.

[kaijugrrroupie]

oh uh

... cave-calls?

[thanksoptimus]

A larger, secluded space may be necessary, yes.

Though I have another, more compact, method of arrival which I believe I will try first. I would prefer to meet you before committing to anything.

[kaijugrrroupie]

sure man i totally get it

wanna make sure im not gonna screw you over

just name a place and i'll figure out times

[thanksoptimus]

I will come to your apartment as soon as you are available.