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[kaijugrrroupie]

goooooood morning beautiful LA!! man its been forever since ive been on american soil and damn does it feel good. even if the sushi here is way waaay inferior i mean seriously how hard is it to get some good unagi here?? SO HARD. EEL IS NOT HARD TO MESS UP? i cry for your taste buds LA. i cry for the eels too.

but uh

im not here to talk about sushi!!

or well

i sort of am because some of my patients kinda look like sushi which i always thought was weird but im getting off track again

im newt geizler and im here today to talk to you about healthcare!! ALIEN HEALTHCARE!! which is seriously lacking for a lot of my alien compadres. i heard LA was like THE place for you alternians and well im sort of an expert on you guys. not as much as id like to be but willing subjects are hard to come by these days. but yeah!! im gonna be setting up a clinic for any aliens who wanna get free healthcare

i promise i wont probe you

not too much anyway

im pretty good with other aliens too, skrull, kree etc and im pretty good at giving species A GO and getting it right most of the time. my clinic will run every afternoon from 3-5 at the address attached and it can be a totally anonymous thing if you like god injured in some sort of bloodcaste feud or something i dont care doctor patient confidentiality yo

and i guess if you wanna see my creds i can show you all six of my doctorates no big

OHOH OH! i also do roboty things too fyi

NEWT OUT

[Attached are directions to a rather seedy part of town. Should anyone google his name you'd be able to find out a great deal of his involvement with CONDOR and their alien department, as well as Cybernetics.]

Comments

vaguely shady account, but probably obvious enough to newt who it is???

[liberaition]

As always, you sound extremely professional, Professor.

Re: vaguely shady account, but probably obvious enough to newt who it is???

[kaijugrrroupie]

man how many times do i gotta tell you to call me newt

you make me sound waaaay old

[liberaition]

it balances out your unprofessional typing.

So. A clinic. If you ever need a spare cyberneticist you know who to call.

[kaijugrrroupie]

straight to business huh?

no 'hey teach is back in the USA lets take him to a karaoke place and get him shit-faced'?

[liberaition]

Do we have to start getting you banned from karaoke bars immediately? There's only so much intoxicated tone-deafness most of them will take.

Besides, what kind of credibility does an unmodified technician have? Unless you picked up some implants in Japan, in which case you should show me immediately. A "teachable moment."

[kaijugrrroupie]

dude six doctorates remember??

and nah still 100% organic and squishy

except for all the sweet tattoos so i guess im like 15% kaiju

wait did you get implants??

[liberaition]

Six pieces of paper, Professor.

We should meet. Are you open for business?

[kaijugrrroupie]

well

its more than you have unless you got some while i was in japan

yeah!! my clinic is open from today

[liberaition]

If I really wanted doctorates I could just make them myself.

I'll drop by in the next few hours.

[kaijugrrroupie]

thats not how academia works kit

[liberaition]

Academia is ridiculous and we both know it, Newton.

[kaijugrrroupie]

newt

and no duh thats why i left