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An Anonymous Text to The Watch

TO ANYONE RESPONDING TO THE UCLA SINK HOLE DISASTER:

I am sure I speak for many when I say that this catastrophe has thoroughly shaken us all; so many lives needlessly taken and innocent souls harmed. What I offer now is a chance to make something good come of the tragedy. Should any of you explore to the bottom of the pit (as I predict your natural human curiosity will likely lead you to do), and you find any strange artifacts or unusual leads as to its origins, I encourage you to contact me and turn them over to my care at once. As a man of science, I intend to plumb the depths of this mystery in the hopes discovering the source and stopping it from ever happening again.

I will be waiting to hear from you all.

[[The bottom of the message is signed with a contact email hosted from a private source.]]

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I'm guessing you meant 'you' in the general sense. Well, you'll find no argument from me. It is an opportunity, and if you have the equipment to analyze whatever's found, that'll be extremely useful.

I do possess many resources for analyzing any procured evidence... so your agreement on the matter is appreciated.

Are you a scientist or something?

Scientist, strategist.... My talents are many fold.

And humble, too. Be still, my beating heart.

It's difficult to detect sarcasm through this form of communication but I'm going to assume your sincerity in that statement and inform you that I am not interested.

Don't worry, that was definitely sarcasm.

In that case, watch your tone.

Or what, you'll sulk at me?

If a little sarcasm bothers you, you probably shouldn't be hanging out on the internet.

You're one to talk, taking everything I say so personally! And I will "hang out" wherever I damn well please, thank you very much.

Says Mr. or Mrs. Defensive over here.

Fine, but don't say I didn't try to warn you.

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LAUGHS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY ANSWERED THIS ON NEKU'S ACCOUNT FIRST WHOOPS

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