An Anonymous Text to The Watch

[starscheme]

TO ANYONE RESPONDING TO THE UCLA SINK HOLE DISASTER: 

I am sure I speak for many when I say that this catastrophe has thoroughly shaken us all; so many lives needlessly taken and innocent souls harmed. What I offer now is a chance to make something good come of the tragedy. Should any of you explore to the bottom of the pit (as I predict your natural human curiosity will likely lead you to do), and you find any strange artifacts or unusual leads as to its origins, I encourage you to contact me and turn them over to my care at once. As a man of science, I intend to plumb the depths of this mystery in the hopes discovering the source and stopping it from ever happening again. 

I will be waiting to hear from you all.

[[The bottom of the message is signed with a contact email hosted from a private source.]]

Comments

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Or what, you'll sulk at me?

If a little sarcasm bothers you, you probably shouldn't be hanging out on the internet.

LAUGHS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY ANSWERED THIS ON NEKU'S ACCOUNT FIRST WHOOPS

[starscheme]

You're one to talk, taking everything I say so personally! And I will "hang out" wherever I damn well please, thank you very much.

[Text] oh gosh that's okay!

[nomorepantiesplz]

Says Mr. or Mrs. Defensive over here.

Fine, but don't say I didn't try to warn you.