kaijugrrroupie: (talking; these are human beings)
Dr Newton Geiszler ([personal profile] kaijugrrroupie) wrote in [community profile] capitalchan2014-05-24 09:09 pm

posted to #the watch

goooooood morning beautiful LA!! man its been forever since ive been on american soil and damn does it feel good. even if the sushi here is way waaay inferior i mean seriously how hard is it to get some good unagi here?? SO HARD. EEL IS NOT HARD TO MESS UP? i cry for your taste buds LA. i cry for the eels too.

but uh

im not here to talk about sushi!!

or well

i sort of am because some of my patients kinda look like sushi which i always thought was weird but im getting off track again

im newt geizler and im here today to talk to you about healthcare!! ALIEN HEALTHCARE!! which is seriously lacking for a lot of my alien compadres. i heard LA was like THE place for you alternians and well im sort of an expert on you guys. not as much as id like to be but willing subjects are hard to come by these days. but yeah!! im gonna be setting up a clinic for any aliens who wanna get free healthcare

i promise i wont probe you

not too much anyway

im pretty good with other aliens too, skrull, kree etc and im pretty good at giving species A GO and getting it right most of the time. my clinic will run every afternoon from 3-5 at the address attached and it can be a totally anonymous thing if you like god injured in some sort of bloodcaste feud or something i dont care doctor patient confidentiality yo

and i guess if you wanna see my creds i can show you all six of my doctorates no big

OHOH OH! i also do roboty things too fyi

NEWT OUT


[Attached are directions to a rather seedy part of town. Should anyone google his name you'd be able to find out a great deal of his involvement with CONDOR and their alien department, as well as Cybernetics.]
squanderlust: (i'll construct this sound defense)

[personal profile] squanderlust 2014-05-24 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Now I'm certain one of your doctorates must be in proctology.
squanderlust: (this world is perilous for us)

[personal profile] squanderlust 2014-05-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You are the only person to have insinuated that there is a problem with my butt. Ever.
thanksoptimus: (commander starscream...)

[personal profile] thanksoptimus 2014-05-24 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
A larger, secluded space may be necessary, yes.

Though I have another, more compact, method of arrival which I believe I will try first. I would prefer to meet you before committing to anything.
squanderlust: (i won't resign before the struggle ends)

[personal profile] squanderlust 2014-05-25 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
My butt tends not to be the subject of attention. Not when there's a blade at my other end.
liberaition: (fascinating)

vaguely shady account, but probably obvious enough to newt who it is???

[personal profile] liberaition 2014-05-25 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
As always, you sound extremely professional, Professor.
hellacold: (my feelings)

[personal profile] hellacold 2014-05-26 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
alternians don't look like sushi.
liberaition: (my atman walks the net)

[personal profile] liberaition 2014-05-26 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
it balances out your unprofessional typing.

So. A clinic. If you ever need a spare cyberneticist you know who to call.
squanderlust: (no shade no light just black and white)

[personal profile] squanderlust 2014-05-26 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Clinics are for people inexperienced enough to need them. I don't know if you're trying to exercise power over me, but it's not working.
liberaition: (the ultimate riddle)

[personal profile] liberaition 2014-05-26 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Do we have to start getting you banned from karaoke bars immediately? There's only so much intoxicated tone-deafness most of them will take.

Besides, what kind of credibility does an unmodified technician have? Unless you picked up some implants in Japan, in which case you should show me immediately. A "teachable moment."
liberaition: (respect your server)

[personal profile] liberaition 2014-05-26 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Six pieces of paper, Professor.

We should meet. Are you open for business?
thanksoptimus: (earnest eyebrows)

[personal profile] thanksoptimus 2014-05-26 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I will come to your apartment as soon as you are available.
liberaition: (i am not; i am all)

[personal profile] liberaition 2014-05-26 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If I really wanted doctorates I could just make them myself.

I'll drop by in the next few hours.
hellacold: (v concerned)

[personal profile] hellacold 2014-05-26 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
don't everyone's

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