Greetings, denizens of Earth. I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons; we mean no threat to this planet but are forced to remain here by forces... beyond our control.
I have been informed this communications network constitutes a means for... less than law-abiding citizens to convene – suffice to say my forces and I have found ourselves in
conflict with your world's authorities. I thought it only proper to extend
solidarity to those in a similar position. We have enemies here, as I am sure so must you all, and I can see from the existence of this network that the worth of alliances does not escape you.
However, before I consider forging any manner of
positive relationship with any organisation or individual native to this world, I would like to clarify one point. I understand a bounty has been placed on the heads of the individuals in the attached images. These are two of my own troops. I would like to assure you that however handsome the reward offered for their capture might be, you will be in no fit state to enjoy it should you cross me.
[Included are a couple of the images of Breakdown and Sollux that Black Ghost attached to his
previous post. Megatron is not super pleased about this.]