[the user is, of course, screened as this is the villain forum and you can never be too careful, but it's clear the posting is from a high ranking TRIDENT member.]
Hello,
As I'm sure all of you are aware, the recent promotion of CONDOR's Legion unit to the Alpha Force has resulted in an unacceptable increase in CONDOR raids and interruptions to the work of not only my esteemed organization but some of your enterprises as well. It's about time we put a stop to this interfering AI's meddling. If you have any useful information that might be of use in shutting down that particular troublesome robot, please contact my organization immediately. I have been informed Legion made an appearance at the landing site of our
latest alien visitor, perhaps one of you knows if there is a connection between the two.
In addition, for any of you mercenaries who might be interested in a substantial payout, TRIDENT is willing to offer a significant bounty for the live capture of the following targets. Pay is negotiable, based on your success and the condition of the target. They aren't much use to us if they're critically damaged, so it would be in your best interest to keep that in mind as you complete the job.
[attached are photos from various sources on Sollux Captor and Breakdown, many of which appear to be in a laboratory setting, as well as various blurry images of the
giant robot fight that occurred downtown, apparently snagged off the news footage of the event.]