OPEN TEXT FROM JACK THE PLAID

[magicgasm]

ok guys i can't believe no one is talking about this yet but i feel kind of like there's a bit of an elephant in the room here. you know the kind. big ears? pink? also...singing??

i know i'm not the only one who's had a dance bomb dropped on them like this. have you ever broken into a musical number while communing with the spirits before? NOT PRETTY! in fact, kind of an interdimensional PR disaster! i tracked the essence of the spell, and it's wound all over los angeles. i know it can't just be me.

also, i just went to the starbucks, and i'm pretty sure i just got into a dance fight with someone. (i won.)

so come on guys stop being ashamed or whatever you're doing because i need your help here. here is what i've got in my notes so far:

1) singing??
2) magic!!!
3) area affect
4) auto-tune?
5) no counter spell
6) still no counter spell!

i know this sounds hilarious and everything and ok, it kind of is, but a compulsion spell this powerful could be really dangerous if we leave it unchecked. especially when we don't know where it's coming from.

cheers,
jack the plaid