[The first thing Myaxx did on Earth was start tinkering with her escape pod's comm systems, finally managing to tune them in to some nearby communication networks. The first thing she goes looking for is information - and she now suspects, from what she's seen in her two days scouring the Internet, that few, if any, of the inhabitants of this planet are likely to know of her status as a fugitive.

Of course, this is partly guesswork, as she's too impatient to allow her translator enough time and exposure to properly 'learn' English. But they don't seem to be too terribly experienced with extraterrestrial life; occasional contact, sure, but she's pretty sure that's about it.

The following is posted to around twenty sites, with pretty much no regard as to what said sites are actually for, either anonymously or on a newly-created account with a gibberish username.]

I am in the garden... I ask some help. It is that the boat was pushed to flee and crash spaceship. For this reason, wrote the text for the job search.

A qualified scientific staff and experienced; Service can be very future use.

And agreed with, I was not of this world. Public comments perhaps and this thing was a mistake.