text post to THE WATCH, and also FLYERS.

[hugling]

Hey guys! Some of you might not know me, I was kind of busy with this space thing for a while, but I'm Hulkling, and I'm back on Earth now, which is awesome. Anyway, everything here looks like it's been kind of stressful, and trust me, everything offworld has been stressful, and I was thinking we could all use a little unwinding. I promise this isn't a trap or anything.

[attached is a flyer. there are also several flyers like it posted around CONDOR HQ, not-very-sneakily taped to the walls when Teddy was pulled in for his most recent mission debriefing. Someone hasn't read the "vandalism" paragraph in the handbook yet.]

First Annual LA Superhero Barbecue! Come hang out with your fellow hero types in a non-violent stress free setting and let off some steam! The weather is warming up, so this is a great way to get to know each other and eat some burgers. Rules: Keep it civil, please. Leave your drama at home. Try to leave your larger weapons at home too. This event is potluck, so bring food or drinks! Wear uniforms only (duh). Please respect city property, don't trash the park. Sunday March 31st, 4pm - until people leave. Ernest E. Debs Regional Park, where most of the barbecue pits are. Hope to see you there!

Comments

[cazamitad]

Hey, Sollux.

[ There's a whirring sort of noise in the background. Someone's at the laundromat. ]

Maybe triple disguise. If I come as myself, no one will suspect a thing! [ she laughs, then clarifies ] That was a joke. I need to make a new costume anyway, my old one got ruined when they did my arm.

You doing okay?

[nitrodamus]

Yeah, I'm okay. I just want to going to the thing but I need some kind...of hat. Costume. For secrets.

[cazamitad]

A mask and a hood, maybe? I'll keep an eye out for anything that might help.

[nitrodamus]

I can do a mask. My horns, though, kill the hood. Right through.

[cazamitad]

You're right. DEFINITELY a hat then... [thoughtfully] I'll see if I can find a Zorro hat, maybe, that should be tall enough to cover them. Plus it's totally suave, you can woo all the ladies. Or gentlemen. Whichever.

[nitrodamus]

What is a zorro??