text post to THE WATCH, and also FLYERS.

[hugling]

Hey guys! Some of you might not know me, I was kind of busy with this space thing for a while, but I'm Hulkling, and I'm back on Earth now, which is awesome. Anyway, everything here looks like it's been kind of stressful, and trust me, everything offworld has been stressful, and I was thinking we could all use a little unwinding. I promise this isn't a trap or anything.

[attached is a flyer. there are also several flyers like it posted around CONDOR HQ, not-very-sneakily taped to the walls when Teddy was pulled in for his most recent mission debriefing. Someone hasn't read the "vandalism" paragraph in the handbook yet.]

First Annual LA Superhero Barbecue! Come hang out with your fellow hero types in a non-violent stress free setting and let off some steam! The weather is warming up, so this is a great way to get to know each other and eat some burgers. Rules: Keep it civil, please. Leave your drama at home. Try to leave your larger weapons at home too. This event is potluck, so bring food or drinks! Wear uniforms only (duh). Please respect city property, don't trash the park. Sunday March 31st, 4pm - until people leave. Ernest E. Debs Regional Park, where most of the barbecue pits are. Hope to see you there!

Comments

[cazamitad]

uh... yeah, you hang on to that optimism kiddo

[hugling]

how immature would people have to be to start fighting each other in the middle of a public park, anyway? besides, the CONDOR people aren't THAT bad, anyway.

[cazamitad]

i'm not saying they are, but it just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

[hugling]

i'm sure they're not gonna arrest any unregistered heroes. that would be super douchey.

[cazamitad]

tbh i'm more worried about people starting fights

i might come anyway tho. what if we can't get our hands on a dish to bring?

[hugling]

bringing a couple bottles of pop or packs of hot dogs and buns would be great, if you can swing by a store, you don't have to make anything. but if you really can't bring anything you can just show up too. ooh, or you could bring s'mores stuff.

[cazamitad]

i'll see what i can scare up, if i can make it.

were you seriously in space?

[hugling]

it would be awesome to have you!

yeah, you know. no big deal, just some alien stuff. it's sort of classified, so i can't really go into details. but space was pretty cool.

[cazamitad]

no worries, i get classified.

you're not on the trailblazers tho are you? or alpha force? i don't think i've heard of a hulkling since i got here

[hugling]

i'm just by myself! i haven't been around recently, but i've been active in LA for like most of the past year now. i work with starbreaker a lot, if you know her.