anonymous text post on #the watch

[thelittlemerman]

I have a message for the Mockingjay from 13, need to meet ASAP

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[10thingsihateaboutme]

MOCKINGJAY AS IN WINGS, ARROWS, DOESN'T SMILE A HELL OF A LOT?

WHO EVEN IS THIS.

[thelittlemerman]

that's the one. not your business who i am.

[10thingsihateaboutme]

YEAH IT IS IF YOU'RE CREEPING UP MY TEAMMATES. LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON ANY ASSHOLE EVER POSTS SHIT LIKE THIS IS TO TRY TO LURE PEOPLE INTO CHEAPFUCK TRAPS FOR BASIC MORONS, COME THE FUCK ON.

[thelittlemerman]

teammates? the mockingjay i know doesn't play nice with others

she can also take care of herself. mostly.

[10thingsihateaboutme]

OK, WELL MAYBE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE WRONG SCOWLING ARCHERY CHICK, WHO ISN'T A TRAILBLAZER AND DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS, SUCKS TO BE YOU.

[thelittlemerman]

if you know her then tell her about this and she can decide for herself

[hellacold]

Who is this

[10thingsihateaboutme]

I LITERALLY ALREADY ASKED THAT LONGCLAW, WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU USED A SMALLER FONT?

[thelittlemerman]

i'm not a she

[10thingsihateaboutme]

OK HE THEN. HEY LOOK, I FOUND SOMETHING OUT ABOUT THIS JERK, THIS ALREADY WASN'T COMPLETELY POINTLESS.

[hellacold]

[he didn't see your post ok but since you asked]

some people don't respond well to yelling

[10thingsihateaboutme]

I'M NOT YELLING THIS IS MY TYPING QUIRK WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

[hellacold]

to an earth human it looks like yelling. maybe you should make a signature explaining your typing quirk

[thelittlemerman]

an old friend of the mockingjay's

[hellacold]

from the future?

[thelittlemerman]

are you also a friend of the mockingjay's or does she go around telling everyone her life story?

[hellacold]

I'm her teammate Longclaw. you didn't answer my question.

[thelittlemerman]

yes. now tell me where to find her.

[hellacold]

fine. go to alpha force tower. it's the only building in LA over four stories. tell them you want to talk to Mockingjay and maybe they'll arrange a meeting.

[thelittlemerman]

does "arrange a meeting" actually mean "arrest me"?

[hellacold]

depends.

[thelittlemerman]

you're not being very helpful

[hellacold]

neither are you

[mockingjaded]

I wouldn't count on the friend part....

[hellacold]

I'm not.

[mockingjaded]

alright who are you?

[thelittlemerman]

we bonded over sugar, remember?

[mockingjaded]

what a strange way to introduce yourself.

[thelittlemerman]

just meet me somewhere so we can talk. i hate typing.

[mockingjaded]

me too

doesn't make an obvious trap look any more appealing

[thelittlemerman]

do you not trust me? or are you just not convinced that it's actually me?

[mockingjaded]

well while sugar eating does constitute everything you can know about a person

you're going to have to do better than that, number 4

[thelittlemerman]

not everything is a trap

no secrets this time, i promise. but we have to talk in private.

[mockingjaded]

ok....why don't you try phoning me.

like on the phone I am using right now
I'm not going anywhere without at least hearing your voice....

[thelittlemerman]

how romantic

but since i just got here you're going to have to give me a quick tutorial on how to do that. this tech is literally ancient.

[mockingjaded]

you've been a victor too long if thats the case.

[thelittlemerman]

i'm not wasting any more time with this

i'll stand out in the open with my hands above my head and you can come and aim all your pointy, explosive arrows at me if you want. i just have to talk to you. now.

[mockingjaded]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

why are you here this hasn't been addressed yet?
this is unbelievable

[thelittlemerman]

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO TALK. IN PRIVATE.

[mockingjaded]

then tell me where you are!

[thelittlemerman]

[HERE HAVE THE ADDRESS OF THE LIBRARY HE IS CURRENTLY CAMPED OUT IN]

[mockingjaded]

ok i'm coming.

[She's not coming. Instead, she is calling the CONDOR police. Have fun with that, Finnick.]