escapefromincarcecon: (hmmm)
Myaxx ([personal profile] escapefromincarcecon) wrote in [community profile] capitalchan2014-05-24 07:06 pm
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TEXT POST TO NUMEROUS FORUMS AND COMMENT SECTIONS

[The first thing Myaxx did on Earth was start tinkering with her escape pod's comm systems, finally managing to tune them in to some nearby communication networks. The first thing she goes looking for is information - and she now suspects, from what she's seen in her two days scouring the Internet, that few, if any, of the inhabitants of this planet are likely to know of her status as a fugitive.

Of course, this is partly guesswork, as she's too impatient to allow her translator enough time and exposure to properly 'learn' English. But they don't seem to be too terribly experienced with extraterrestrial life; occasional contact, sure, but she's pretty sure that's about it.

The following is posted to around twenty sites, with pretty much no regard as to what said sites are actually for, either anonymously or on a newly-created account with a gibberish username.]


I am in the garden... I ask some help. It is that the boat was pushed to flee and crash spaceship. For this reason, wrote the text for the job search.

A qualified scientific staff and experienced; Service can be very future use.

And agreed with, I was not of this world. Public comments perhaps and this thing was a mistake.
goldpaw: (Default)

[personal profile] goldpaw 2014-05-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vanessa's response is by email, having gotten it off one of the accounts Myaxx registered – one of the people she pays to do this sort of thing found the message on an out of the way message board and Vanessa is Gently Intrigued. Could just be spam, but you never know...]

Can you tell me more about your situation and your experience?
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[personal profile] goldpaw 2014-05-26 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Trying to work this out is a little like solving a crossword puzzle, but going by what Vanessa can make out this could be worth pursuing.]

Would you be able to communicate more clearly in person?
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[personal profile] goldpaw 2014-05-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. My name is Vanessa Goldpaw. I can give you an address, but I understand if finding your way would be difficult; if you'd prefer I can come to you instead.
chapterfiveversenine: (Default)

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[personal profile] chapterfiveversenine 2014-05-27 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Legion does their best to trace the source of the signal directly to Myaxx's comm, and transmits directly there.]

Missive received. Please specify native language.
Edited 2014-05-27 01:38 (UTC)
chapterfiveversenine: (establishing connection)

endroxi text

[personal profile] chapterfiveversenine 2014-05-27 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Attempt send Endroxi translation filters. Combination programming enhance translation capabilities.

[The filters in question are basically dictionaries. There is very little in the way of grammar, but plenty of word definitions to enhance Myaxx's own software.]
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[personal profile] chapterfiveversenine 2014-05-28 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This unit is artificial intelligence, self-called geth. Filters from allied unit. Geth seek learn organics. Languages archived, can be downloaded.
chapterfiveversenine: (hello)

[personal profile] chapterfiveversenine 2014-05-30 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This unit arrived seven months prior, operates as "superhero", paralegal law enforcement agent, for potential future alliance between Earth, geth consensus.

Request send translation filters, enhance communication.
chapterfiveversenine: (language protocol)

[personal profile] chapterfiveversenine 2014-06-01 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Filters adapted. We thank you.

What is your banana?

Please disregard previous statement. Correction: what is your status?
chapterfiveversenine: (language protocol)

[personal profile] chapterfiveversenine 2014-06-02 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood. This platform is designated "Legion". What is your name?